Category Archives: WHY???

Another Cheating, Republican Dirtbag? Quelle Surprise!

Anybody else totally not surprised by the “shocking revelation” from Arnold Schwarzenegger? Was anybody actually surprised by this, except for maybe Ms. Shriver and their kids? Anybody? Bueller? Bueller? It has come to my disappointed attention that politicians and other … Continue reading

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Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.

I am the family weirdo, the black sheep, the one who’s gone astray. I’m sure that, in my absence, other family members shake their heads ruefully, tut-tutting at the shame of it all. OK, some background is in order, lest … Continue reading

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The Things I Find Myself Sayin’

As parents, we find ourselves saying things that, when child-free, we never imagined that we would say. Things like, “Don’t spit on the window, that’s gross!” “No, you can’t have cotton candy for dinner.” “Don’t eat crayons.” and the parental … Continue reading

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It’s Better Than The Alternative

As you may know, due to the presence of two small children in the House, I watch a lot of children’s programming. Some of it I like, some of it I can stand, some of it is “meh”, and some … Continue reading

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Dealing With a 3-year Old

Warning: Poop alert! The phrase, “Don’t eat crayons!” sounds pretty straightforward, don’t you think? But apparently to my 3-year old it translates into “Go ahead, eat all the crayons you want!” As if the fact of crayon-eating weren’t bad enough, … Continue reading

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